Wake Up You’re On Touch Podium!

by Adam Yan on August 4, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I’m epic, at least that’s what I call myself. Others refer to me as Adam Yan from Toronto Canada. I’ve fought many many other bloggers who wanted this position but I said NO. I took out my rambo knife and cut their literary devices in half, split their compound words apart and even used naughty phrases; it takes all that plus being epic (which I am) to get on Touch Podium. Really, I’ve asked for this position and they gave it to me.

Technology is my life, what else can I describe? I’ve had a Gameboy in my hand ever since I could reach the buttons. Now its less of the gaming devices and tons more of multimedia such as cameras and iPods. My mom says I have no life and my dad tells everyone I get a tan from the computer screen which tells me I’ve reached the gadgetery mastericien man position!

Before I go on, I’m fairly young; but not the least stupid. I don’t have a job, a girlfriend nor abs of steel. This space we call the world wide web has been my home for years. I hav masterd da txtmsg language fo man-e man-e years, ROFLMFAO LOL, but also know and understand English very well while being fluent in both.

Now, I know you don’t want to keep reading on about a little kid talking about himself and I shouldn’t be given the horrid task either. So I say, lets get back on about the iPhone/iPod Touch news! You’ll be having much more shot at your face here… Why you ask?

I’m epic, I don’t need to explain anything.

6 Responses to “Wake Up You’re On Touch Podium!”

UncleBoogie said:

August 4th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Breaking News: Touch Podium run on child labor!
Jody Mitoma said:

August 4th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

uncle, Adam is in fact the only person working for Touch Podium that is not an adult. Eric and I are both adults, but I think I do understand what you meant by that comment - seeing as every other person we attempted has been under the age of 20.

Let’s see how Adam does. Welcome to the team epical Adam.
UncleBoogie said:

August 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

Ah, so you admit it! You’ve got child slave labor! HAHA!:)

Just messing with you:) Please don’t take it seriously. It was meant in jest.

2.0.1 firmware is out BTW.
Eric March said:

August 4th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Har. I prefer to think of it as giving budding young bloggers the opportunity to expand their horizons, learn the craft, and start down the road to building a rewarding career living in their bedroom away from the harmful UV rays of the Big Shiny Sky Ball subsisting on Doritos and Bawls while they write their 18th article of the day. I’m a goddamn philanthropist, I am.

By the way, welcome to Touch Podium, Adam!
UncleBoogie said:

August 4th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

The big shiny ball in the sky scares me. It burns me.

Stay indoors. Take Vitamin D, you’ll be fine:)

Welcome Adam.

Ah, my iPod is done updating. Hurrah.
Adam Yan said:

August 4th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Thanks Guys!

I won’t let any of you down. Just if I can settle this WordPress problem then I’ll have a smooth road to victory.

Uncle, I should be lucky I’m here. I can actually get my word out instead of fighting for fame on iPodTouchFans; say this I’m not here for fame just as something to keep my busy that I enjoy.

Oh yeah, this beats my old job by a long shot not so long ago; sweatshop worker… I’m just pulling your strings.