Xtand: The iPhone and Touch Stand for Manly Men

Posted by Eric March on May 15, 2008 at 2:07 am

For you strapping lumberjacks who like your accessories shiny and able to withstand a piledriver from a ten foot turnbuckle (I’m allowed to mix my metaphors, it’s my article), Xtand is for you. This beefy holder will keep your iPhone or iPod Touch elevated for comfortable viewing, and is capable of rotating 360°, so you can view your pr0n videos, pictures and websites from any angle, hands-free. It’s made entirely out of machined aluminum for that rugged look and sturdiness, with rubber bumpers to keep your device securely in place. It even features a hole in the rear of the stand for cable management.

Unfortunately, you can’t seem to order direct from them; they simply give you a list of global companies that carry their products, and none of their US partners seem to carry the Xtand, so I have no idea how much it costs or where to get it. Being a man and all, that makes me just want to pound something and then drown the pain in beer.

But at least you can look at some sexy pictures. Don’t worry, these ones are SFW.